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When Mario met Miyamoto When Mario met Miyamoto

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Why is this not front page?

The beginning of this flash is THE funniest thing I've ever seen on newgrounds. I'm back to watch it now for the fifth time today.. And I still laugh my ass off every time. The jokes are so well done, and the accents are comedy gold.

You sir, deserve far more.


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jackbliss responds:

5th time today??? Lol thanks! I know this movie is funny and all but quite frankly I believe it doesn't deserve front page or any more than this because it was too easy and fun to make. Be sure to show it to some of your friends though lol


PSP Squirrels PSP Squirrels

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is amazing..

For a few reasons.
The concept was awesome, the delivery of the jokes was PERFECT, and the animating did such a good job of adding to the comedy.
Just.. amazing.



Random Insults ojo66 3 Random Insults ojo66 3

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Eh..

You can read my review on your first insult video for more info but..
You should really quit with these until you mature a bit. I guess this is funny at 15? But really, it's just useless garbage being spewed at high speed by a monotone computer voice.

And I know at your age it must be hard to not mention dicks and ass every other sentence.. But if you tried you may get a better video.

And learning to animate wouldn't kill you either.


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nggangsterpimp responds:

yeah yeah at least u got my age rite. thnx for that.


Random Insults Random Insults

Rated 0 / 5 stars

-_-

Why is it that when people can't think of real humor they resort to this kind of video?
The few bits I could actually make out sounded like you either googled lame jokes or polled a group of pre-teens on what they thought sounded funny.
After I heard fuck and pussy for the 30th time, I began to wonder why I had ever listened to this in the first place.

If you want to make another flash, do something real. And do something with real humor, not just random profanity. Because contrary to what you may think, 4 minutes of cussing from a smiley face is not humor.

Also think about using a real voice over. Get a mic, and record it. Don't use Microsoft Sam, it sounds terrible. And it loses it's "LOL MIC SAM IS SWEARING" novelty after about 5 seconds. A lot of humor is based on tone of voice, timing.. Delivery. Microsoft Sam has none of that.



Castle Crashers - RTP! Castle Crashers - RTP!

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Meh

I wasn't impressed. There are plenty of adult movies on Newgrounds already, and this one doesn't do anything special. It was also quite short.
I give it a 4 because the animation wasn't bad and the art was decent.



Dane Cook - Burger King Dane Cook - Burger King

Rated 4 / 5 stars

That was great.

I laughed out loud at a few different points. Very funny.
The drawings were "meh" but, they got the point across and that's what matters.

I haven't seen any of your other submissions, but I think now I may check them out.

Great job.